How I Mostly Stopped Being Scared Of Flying

And started almost enjoying one of humanity's grandest achievements

I was worried this was going to be the Nightmare Flight I had always feared.

JetBlue Flight #1497, JFK to Denver, September 29, 12:32 p.m.. As I got to my seat, I overheard a flight attendant complain that we hadn’t been warned, prior to boarding, that the flight wouldn’t have any streaming video or wifi (both of which are complimentary on JetBlue flight…