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No one with a cracked phone screen ever has their shit together.

Also, I saved that picture. Rawr!

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I choose to believe he still wears the booty shorts and fringe top under his suit in the event of a DJ emergency.

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defendant is heard muttering oontz oontz oontz

opposing counsel: objection

judge: overruled

defendant: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

jurors getting up and shaking ass: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

Yassine: rips off tearaway suit, exposing fringed Pride shirt and booty shorts

Yassine: opens briefcase, revealing sweet-ass DJ setup

opposing counsel: oh come on

judge: I said OVERRULED

judge: throws on pink feather boa, drops it like it's hot

Yassine: pushes buttons, levers, whatever

Yassine: daaaance, girls!

It's Raining Men plays

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oh my fucking god

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Wow, get out of mind! And thank you so much. Your comment sent me over the edge into much needed laughter.

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I appreciate everyone that had been clamoring for my return. I also wish to take this moment to make it perfectly clear that it was all Jesse's fault it took so long.

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Great story, however I have to admit that the pun in the title got me, and I was a little disappointed this didn’t involve an actual murder at a club that you, DJ attorney, needed to solve.

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This is why Pride needs to be moved to January.

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"compiling my playlist by typing “gay” in the YouTube search bar" — I literally lol'd at work! 😂 Speaking of which, I should get back to work.

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Based and ecstasy-pilled.

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Excellent story, I actually laughed out loud

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Lol, this was a great read

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"The image at the top of Lady Justice on the decks was created with the help of Midjourney and InvokeAI."

Brave new world.

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Isn't that shit cool as hell?

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I think so. But then, I actually work for an AI company. Note that I am not the AI guy at the company (Java, JavaScript, Python, PHP, etc. are more my speed). I joke that I can't even spell AI. My coworkers, joke that 'AI' has an 'A' in it, but I am not sure.

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Thank you for your service 🫡

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Part of the reason I initially subscribed to Singal-Minded is Jesse's wonderful sense of humor, but now I also yearn for Yassine's posts and this one made me lose my shit, laughing. Thankfully, as a JD myself in real estate law, I mostly work from home, so today's display of obnoxious laughter was not heard by my colleagues. Well done!

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“if I wore booty shorts and shook my ass to Diana Ross hard enough as the chorus to a flagrant celebration of purported sexual sin, maybe I could atone with finality.”

See the thing is now I have to visualize this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael Mohr

‘Sincere American Writing’

https://michaelmohr.substack.com/

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Luckily there is a visual aid, of sorts, included 😌

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Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free??

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