I appreciate everyone that had been clamoring for my return. I also wish to take this moment to make it perfectly clear that it was all Jesse's fault it took so long.
Great story, however I have to admit that the pun in the title got me, and I was a little disappointed this didn’t involve an actual murder at a club that you, DJ attorney, needed to solve.
I think so. But then, I actually work for an AI company. Note that I am not the AI guy at the company (Java, JavaScript, Python, PHP, etc. are more my speed). I joke that I can't even spell AI. My coworkers, joke that 'AI' has an 'A' in it, but I am not sure.
Part of the reason I initially subscribed to Singal-Minded is Jesse's wonderful sense of humor, but now I also yearn for Yassine's posts and this one made me lose my shit, laughing. Thankfully, as a JD myself in real estate law, I mostly work from home, so today's display of obnoxious laughter was not heard by my colleagues. Well done!
“if I wore booty shorts and shook my ass to Diana Ross hard enough as the chorus to a flagrant celebration of purported sexual sin, maybe I could atone with finality.”
See the thing is now I have to visualize this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one with a cracked phone screen ever has their shit together.
Also, I saved that picture. Rawr!
I choose to believe he still wears the booty shorts and fringe top under his suit in the event of a DJ emergency.
defendant is heard muttering oontz oontz oontz
opposing counsel: objection
judge: overruled
defendant: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
jurors getting up and shaking ass: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
Yassine: rips off tearaway suit, exposing fringed Pride shirt and booty shorts
Yassine: opens briefcase, revealing sweet-ass DJ setup
opposing counsel: oh come on
judge: I said OVERRULED
judge: throws on pink feather boa, drops it like it's hot
Yassine: pushes buttons, levers, whatever
Yassine: daaaance, girls!
It's Raining Men plays
oh my fucking god
Wow, get out of mind! And thank you so much. Your comment sent me over the edge into much needed laughter.
I appreciate everyone that had been clamoring for my return. I also wish to take this moment to make it perfectly clear that it was all Jesse's fault it took so long.
Great story, however I have to admit that the pun in the title got me, and I was a little disappointed this didn’t involve an actual murder at a club that you, DJ attorney, needed to solve.
This is why Pride needs to be moved to January.
"compiling my playlist by typing “gay” in the YouTube search bar" — I literally lol'd at work! 😂 Speaking of which, I should get back to work.
Based and ecstasy-pilled.
Excellent story, I actually laughed out loud
Lol, this was a great read
"The image at the top of Lady Justice on the decks was created with the help of Midjourney and InvokeAI."
Brave new world.
Isn't that shit cool as hell?
I think so. But then, I actually work for an AI company. Note that I am not the AI guy at the company (Java, JavaScript, Python, PHP, etc. are more my speed). I joke that I can't even spell AI. My coworkers, joke that 'AI' has an 'A' in it, but I am not sure.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Part of the reason I initially subscribed to Singal-Minded is Jesse's wonderful sense of humor, but now I also yearn for Yassine's posts and this one made me lose my shit, laughing. Thankfully, as a JD myself in real estate law, I mostly work from home, so today's display of obnoxious laughter was not heard by my colleagues. Well done!
“if I wore booty shorts and shook my ass to Diana Ross hard enough as the chorus to a flagrant celebration of purported sexual sin, maybe I could atone with finality.”
See the thing is now I have to visualize this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael Mohr
‘Sincere American Writing’
https://michaelmohr.substack.com/
Luckily there is a visual aid, of sorts, included 😌
Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free??