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Apr 20Liked by Yassine Meskhout

No one with a cracked phone screen ever has their shit together.

Also, I saved that picture. Rawr!

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I appreciate everyone that had been clamoring for my return. I also wish to take this moment to make it perfectly clear that it was all Jesse's fault it took so long.

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Apr 20Liked by Yassine Meskhout

Great story, however I have to admit that the pun in the title got me, and I was a little disappointed this didn’t involve an actual murder at a club that you, DJ attorney, needed to solve.

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This is why Pride needs to be moved to January.

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"compiling my playlist by typing “gay” in the YouTube search bar" — I literally lol'd at work! 😂 Speaking of which, I should get back to work.

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Based and ecstasy-pilled.

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Excellent story, I actually laughed out loud

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Apr 20Liked by Yassine Meskhout

Lol, this was a great read

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Apr 20Liked by Yassine Meskhout

"The image at the top of Lady Justice on the decks was created with the help of Midjourney and InvokeAI."

Brave new world.

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Apr 21·edited Apr 21Liked by Yassine Meskhout

Part of the reason I initially subscribed to Singal-Minded is Jesse's wonderful sense of humor, but now I also yearn for Yassine's posts and this one made me lose my shit, laughing. Thankfully, as a JD myself in real estate law, I mostly work from home, so today's display of obnoxious laughter was not heard by my colleagues. Well done!

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“if I wore booty shorts and shook my ass to Diana Ross hard enough as the chorus to a flagrant celebration of purported sexual sin, maybe I could atone with finality.”

See the thing is now I have to visualize this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael Mohr

‘Sincere American Writing’

https://michaelmohr.substack.com/

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