Before looking at the comments, I thought this passage was the best part of this post: "he once encountered a fluorescent raccoon that spoke to him [addressing him as ‘doctor’] and suggesting that the raccoon might have been an alien."
Before looking at the comments, I thought this passage was the best part of this post: "he once encountered a fluorescent raccoon that spoke to him [addressing him as ‘doctor’] and suggesting that the raccoon might have been an alien."
Before looking at the comments, I thought this passage was the best part of this post: "he once encountered a fluorescent raccoon that spoke to him [addressing him as ‘doctor’] and suggesting that the raccoon might have been an alien."
I stand corrected, sir. This is pure genius.