I Have Been Thinking A Lot About This Turtle Whose Shell Says 'GOD' On It

Totally unrelated, but one out of every so many newsletters is going to be subpar, just statistically speaking

As you read the following post, please keep in mind that it is 90 degrees and extremely muggy in Brooklyn, and heat has been known to affect cognitive function, particularly among writers who already face certain inborn limitations in that regard.

I have been thinking a lot about God, the turtle. Snopes has the story: There is a turtle whose shell has a …

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