Come With Me To The Dark Miserable Catacombs Of The Kotaku Comments Section, Where A White Lady Awaits To Yell At Us

Savage, man!

(The cover image for Savage Garden’s album ‘Affirmation’ — just two dudes looking at the camera, looking moody.)

I promise that I will not, as a general rule, drag you, my faithful and all-too-trusting readers, to the bowels of the comments section of Kotaku, Gizmodo Media Group’s videogame website, but I’m going to make an exception today because I stum…